Oh my goodness me!
Time for my FIRST official post about my Fitness and Booty Journey.
Right, so first things first. Let’s all just take a moment to recognise the size of our arses today. Done?
Great! Well, let me just say that I’d love to share the visual replicas of my arse with you, but to be fair, the enormity of my back-end resulted in an abnormal blockage of the sun and left me totally in the dark with nothing but an ass-timate of it’s current scary size. I’m afraid, it’s too large to even comprehend guessing. I feel like my arse is not only a rude one and completely out of line (and size for that matter), but is also somewhat cheeky too! Puns and buns intended, ofcourse!
Quite personally, I think it’s time to make my arse apologise profusely and teach it some manners! Who’s with me?
That being said, such current state requires some drastic measures. My arse and I will therefore be keeping a fitness journal which will be uploaded to my blog of my day to day workouts and eating habits to get to the ‘bottom’ of this problem and put it ‘behind’ me.
Tomorrow shall be the first day that I’ll have an officially well behaved arse!
Mycaila – Jade